Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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