I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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