Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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