margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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