I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
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