was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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