you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
it's like iHOP with fire
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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