Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
two words: eviction party
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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