When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I have aggressive nipples.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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