this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I love you.
Bad choice
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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