I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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