you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
