I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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