I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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