Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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