Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
