Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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