It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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