I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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