Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
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