id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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