I'll bet she douches with gravy.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Randomize
