I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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