Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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