I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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