nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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