there were more penises there than on chat roulette
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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