He is such a slut. More and more my type.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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