do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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