just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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