SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
time to smoke my breakfast
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
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