YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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