Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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