If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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