i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
My dick has a subreddit
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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