Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Randomize
