Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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