Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
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