He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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