I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Life without a bra equals bliss.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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