So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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