Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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