Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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