And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
