i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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