well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
And then my night got REAL pukey
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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