If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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