The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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