Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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