distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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